I love a good porn with a glaring irony or paradox in the title. Timeless Twinks seemed to fit the bill perfectly. After all, how could the subset of gay men known for their boyish looks and hairless bodies go on looking like that forever? Unless they run off to Neverland, it’s a sad fact that all twinks will eventually have to grow up.

But Hyde Park Productions and director Doug Knight had other thoughts when naming their orgy-packed twinkfest – basically time travel itself. It’s certainly a unique approach to twink porn. I can’t say that I would have thought of a storyline about horny, smooth American boys jumping through time from the 80s to fuck what could easily be their own relatives 20 years in the future.

It starts with two sets of twinks listening to music and filming each other taking off their clothes in two different eras. When their unusually similar activities force some kind of time continuum crossover, the 80s duo end up in the 2000s with the twinks of today. Apparently there’s not much difference between the hairless cuties of now and then – this timeless thing is starting to feel more accurate – they look much the same and both sets have one thing on their mind.

I can’t say it would be my first thought, but the futuristic twinks decide that electric body hair trimmers are the first new invention they’ll show their new friends and they drag them to the bathroom to trim what little hair they have. Perhaps the 80s guys aren’t as aware of the hair removal standards of today.

The pairs split up and begin kissing and sucking each other in the neighboring bath and shower. They dry off and head back into the main part of the house where two of our cross-generational lovers continue on the stairs and the others in the bed. They move on to some rimming (which these guys are actually incredibly skilled at) and look very hungry going down on each other’s holes.

After their meal, the couple on the stairs asks to join their friends on the bed and it suddenly becomes a visual feast of pale twink flesh in the one shot. They go back to sucking each other’s cocks, occasionally mixing and matching with each other’s partners, before deciding to fuck each other side-by-side. This turns out to be the highlight of the film as the boyish screams of pleasure fill the bedroom.

Dawson Matthews and CJ Wentz join the action in scene two. They’re friends of our modern couple who become intrigued by the weird cultural references and colloquialisms of the two newcomers. It’s not enough to deter them from asking to be part of a massive six-twink orgy however, and they get to it on the couch where no hole seems to be safe from tongue or cock for the next 30 minutes.  It ends in a cum-facial for two lucky members of the group, with the other four boys focusing their loads on the couple.

The final scene features just our 80s couple, Blake Erickson and Devin Neil, who awake from their strange time travelling dream and decide to fuck each other. It works fine as a standalone scene but tends to pale in comparison to the previous action simply because there was so much of it.

It’s quite a funny and inventive little film that beats just your average fuck-to-fuck twink porn without any storyline. It’ll make you laugh in parts, very horny in others and the cast are for the most part very attractive. The pop soundtrack is good too and isn’t competing with the action so much as complementing it nicely.

Watch the whole movie here.