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“Hi. We’re gay.”

The slightly askew clay jug seemed innocuous enough at first, but when it suddenly erupted buckshot like a musket, both twinks kicked themselves for not exercising more caution.

“Oh my God! I think I felt it kick!”

Not only does Frederick affix dog tags to every pair of pants labeling them with his name and address should they get left somewhere (which so often happens!), but he also labels all his underwear according to the day of the week. It’s a habit his mommy helped him form.

“Great! Now we’re stuck! I told you to spit your gum out first!”

“Ihmmm Msawwrmmryyy…”

“Dude… I don’t wanna freak you out… but there is, like, a big fucking bug crawling down your shoulder…”